This really doesn't have anything to do with the rest of the post but what ever. My family was eating dinner when I asked Mom:
"Do you remember the time when you almost ran over Sherman's tail with the lawn mower and he ran all the way to Phoenix St."
"No." she replied.
" Good because it never happened."
That is a good sign has not gone crazy. At least not yet anyway. It will probably come before I know it. jk